Since my wife’s been pregnant, I’ve had time to compile a list of five things I dislike about her pregnancy:
Most men hate cravings. It requires them to go to the store and pick up random items in the middle of the night. I have a “preemptive strike” model that I employ. I buy the random food before she craves it. That way, I can keep my behind in the house. Besides, I can’t hate the hamburger/pizza cravings too much. They are two of my favorite foods. I have to ride this wave while I can.
My first visit with her to see a sonogram of our baby was amazing. I couldn’t believe how fast that little heart was beating. It was quite amazing. That is, until the second doctor we went to see (we’re in a network, early on the visits are with a few different docs) didn’t even acknowledge me when she walked into the room. Ummmm, excuse me. I’m the father of this child. Recognize!!!!! Woman tried to play me. Can you believe that?